the onion is funny

"Intelligent falling" is exactly as valid an idea as "Intelligent Design" (notice they have to capitalize everything in a failed attempt to lend weight to the term?)

happy fourth of july!

someone i just watched said "i don't think the founding fathers wanted free speech to enable people to say the f-word!"

I think they absolutely did!

So hey America!

FUCK YOU!

obscenity

I'm listening right now to Alan Keyes complaining that people shouldn't be allowed to use the word fuck because it degrades the public...something...he kind of trailed off into confusion. They're talking about Janet Jackson's nipple now.

God damn, who gives a shit?

let's scream fuck every chance we get.

durrr

Hey! this is posted later. I'm drunk. The reason I even considered a post tonight was because Annie showed up. Hadn't seen her in a while, and thought, "fuck, remember when we hung out and blogged? Remember showing her seanbaby and she laughed so hard she snorted?". Fuck yes I do.
Anyways, I'm watching the documentary "F*ck" right now, and it's kind of boring. Yes, yes, people are stupid about one arbitrarily stupid word. Fuckin' who cares? Isn't that part of the stupidity of humans?
So it's the 3rd. i don't have to be at work for three days. what do i do? sit here. drink.
i have a dvd of season 1 of "the wire" so i pop that in.
didn't do a lyric yesterday. having trouble caring.

The red lights mean you're leaving
The white one's mean returning
Tell me how this story ends
And I'll keep them fires burning

The headlights look like diamonds
The taillights burn like coals
Tell me how this story ends
Before the fires go cold

The countryside's deserted
There's no one on the farms
The suburbs all are sleeping
The earthquakes set off car alarms

All after all now we aware
All after all the time we share
There's so much fears of world,
Types of world,
Tears of world