squirtle

just thinking. what are the worst pickup lines you've ever heard?
"hey baby, ever done it with a guy who has aids?"
"hi, your breasts look like my mother's, because hers were witheld from me also. i was so hungry"
"i bet you and me could work together to move my couch. and my armoire"
"i make all my own clothes"
"wanna ride in the mostly green stanza of love?"
"hey, i'm going to rape you. just kidding, can i have your number?"
"i hope you brought defibrillators, because i'm going into cardiac arrest baby. no really, break out the defibrillator"
"can i buy you a drink that i can put drugs in? i mean, not put drugs in? god that's hard to remember."
"gosh, i haven't done any gay porn in years!"
"you know who you look like? grandma."

i think the one about rape i heard somewhere, but the rest are off the top of my head.

you got any good ones?