OK so here's my plan.

I'm going to send off requests to everyone I can for a free holy book of some kind. Bibles, korans, whatever the fuck hindus read, etc. then I'm going to light them the fuck on fire, and film it, and post it on Youtube, and document the response. Does that sound like a reasonable idea? I think so. If it's given to me it's my property, right? And once it's my property, I determine the relevance of that object. It could be a million dollar check and if I chose to soak it in kerosene and burn it up, that's my business right?
So what say anyone who still reads this site?