Baptize the Mormons to Homos

This is just a fucking awesome idea, except I'd say we apply it to Catholics as well. Frankly, it means fuck-all to me either way, I am relatively positive that no one's dead-ass corpse has given a fuck about someone sprinkling water on it and incanting ever in the history of mankind because, er, it's a dead fucking lump of skin and shit.
But still and all, it would be awesome to find more ways to piss off the Hate Church.