doobie doo

I often sit and fret that my car will be towed.

i wish i hadn't quit my band. i liked being in a band.

maybe i'll make an old man band

i was watching futurama the other night. Mom (of Mom's Friendly Robot Company) was playing the part of the Wicked Witch of the West and, when one of her boys, playing flying monkeys, complained "But Mommy! You promised you'd make us monkey cakes!" She bitchslapped them all and said "By 'monkey cakes' I meant YOUR ASS!" and I laughed and laughed and laughed. And repeated it to Desi's little brother who ran away from my nerd-phermones. Nerdmones. Nice

one thing I don't follow: Chris moving to Denver. How on earth can you stand being so far from the ocean? I am about twenty minutes away and it seems too long. The idea of not being able to commune with the sea from time to time fills me with sadness.

RANDOM ATOM LYRICS (thank you Charles for introducing me to A&HP):

OK, here's what doing here, uh. We're gonna intergrate two very important things and those are intelligence and sports!

[singing]
In hockey you must score a goal
which one cannot do if between me and the net theres no hole
Most goalies are quick
react the drop of a hat
but I don't need to be quick when I got so much fat

What do you do with your 1500 pounds?
You play goalie!
[x2]

You can try the wristshot, slapshot, there's no getting through
I told you ten times you cannot fake out blubber, dude
I won't get tired, cuz I'll just lie on my side
So the other teams won't copy I'll be signed at the deadline.

Turn on channel 29 on the tele'
I've eliminated the kicksave and only block with my belly
Me and George Ezina, I'll be a new sensation
The NHL can't not let me play cuz that's discrimination!

What do you do with your 1500 pounds? (you can't spend it in England)
You play goalie.
[x2]

Hey man do you know whats up?
The Flyers could've used me in the Stanley Cup.
And I don't care if it ruins the sport of the game
cuz we're winning, Yeah we're winning!

What do you do with your 1500 pounds?
You play goalie. [repeat til end]
(and we dance like a wave of the ocean and dance. and we live and we love and we dance. and we dance and we dance and we dance)

Can you hear me Enya?