hellz yeh

I was looking about at random shit, including my traffic stats (I've had 165 unique visitors in February! That's an assload by my standards...), and I realized that someone had come to my site searching for "Lobster God". Interesting...so I did a search and I'm #5 for lobster+god. First place award? GOD HATES SHRIMP

Pure joy. He does too. That's why Lobster God is so much better. There is no hate in Lobster God. Only vast, measureless, indifference.

God hates shrimp lead me to this:

Actually, I made that, here. Total ruleosity of a high degree.

Totally funny forever.