Friday, June 29, 2007
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
lee-rick
it's still wednesday dammit
Small Brown Bike
"The Cannon And Tanks"
Our Own Wars
(Wiki)
i know that this might sound strange,
but i can't think of a better way to say that if i could find the words i'd tear them out of my throat
and crush them into your eyes.
so i wrote myself a list of things that i've been meaning to say.
i forced them out of my head, but i can't find your eyes.
i try to call it a truce, approach you crush them out of my life, convince you.
a walk is all that i need;
this ambiguity feels like a knife in me.
sixteen blocks without any thanks,
i feel that i think the cannons and tanks.
all of these wars that i try to explain get defused so many times so i play with my shoes,
i've learned to untie them with my eyes.
i try to call it a truce, approach you crush them out of my life, convince you.
call it a truce, crush them out of my life.
Here's a youtube search for "Small Brown Bike". While I don't see that song specifically they're a great band that ended too soon. This one is especially satisfying because my brother played it on saturday when I was hanging out and it was basically a blank mp3 on his system, no tag info, and it took me til today to figure it out, and I did. I also forgot the name of the band that the guy in Shopgirl plays in in real life. Sun Kil Moon.
Labels: lyrics, monkey testicles, punk rock, small brown bike, sun kil moon
Friday, June 22, 2007
lame
Mingle2 - Online Dating
the site said since i have the word "shit" twice and the word..."steal" (huh?) once, i was rated R. i'd rather be rated "Arrr" but hey. I think it should be rated R for the links to religious bullshit. our children should not be exposed to religion until they're at least 18.
and what's the big deal about "steal"? a baseball writeup would be hardcore porn if they had a couple fast running teams squaring off. pretty stupid.
Labels: stupid web crap
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
damn
i hadn't posted since last wednesday, so i'll do two. I just wanted to share this:
That is friggin awesome. Left to right problems: white pants man-package + scary linda rondstadt hair. aqua leather tux, male cameltoe, anus-face. middle guy... I got nothin to add there. tight velvet pants man looks actually a little worried about this scene. Steve Perry? No one fucks with Steve Perry.
Labels: incredibly awesome
wednesday lyric
Because you all sing along.
"Don't Stop Believin'"
Escape
Journey
Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
He took the midnight train goin anywhere
A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night
Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin anything to roll the dice,
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
(chorus)
Dont stop believin
Hold on to the feelin
Streetlight people
Kind of crummy video of a cover band doing a lame Journey medley. On second thought don't click that.
Labels: lyrics
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
latelyrics
here, take it.
The Jesus Lizard
"Then Comes Dudley" (youtube, fucking kickass)
Goat (google)
That woman's crazy, she's the mistress of a man who's crazy too
That woman's carryin'
Then comes Dudley
Dudley's gonna do us all a favor and tear 'em both a new asshole
Dudley feels the time has come to swell his balloon
Dudley feels the time has come to clean this womb (wound)
That's right Dudley, yeah
If it had a face I won't (wanna) eat it, he said
If it had a face I won't eat it, he said
Power of the pink he said (piggy's head)
Power of the pink he said
That woman's crazy, she's the mistress of a man who's crazy too
That woman's carryin'
If it had a face I won't eat it, he said
If it had a face I won't eat it, he said
Power of the pink he said
Power of the pink he said
Power of the pink he said
Power of the pink he said
One of the coolest bands ever. I took a piss next to Dave Yow at Brick by Brick and told him drunkenly "You're my hero" and he said "You shouldn't tell me that while I have my dick in my hand." Then I puked in a trashcan and punched a d00d in the grill and ran.
Labels: incredibly awesome, lyrics, the jesus lizard
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
finally
nicely summed up "controversy" over "evolution" (i don't think anti-evolutionists even understand it):
There aren't two sides in this debate, unless you count presenting the facts as one side, and presenting a batshit insane lie as the other.
That's basically the rightwing's whole approach, to economics, to geopolitics, to science, to everything they do. "Well, now, you may have the facts and figures and pretty logic on your side, but I didn't come from no monkey!"
Wha? Of course not, asshole. Why would monkeys still be around? Anyways, read the link, it's good stuff.
Labels: assholes, atheism, creationism, god, idiots, incredibly awesome, monkey testicles
Monday, June 11, 2007
Friday, June 08, 2007
sigh
This shit is depressing. How do you "not believe" in evolution? It's happening no matter what. To think that people reject the vast panorama of development for some fairy tale makes me want to vomit in my shoe. Both my shoes!
"No believing" in evolution is like not believing in...Gary Bussey. You can disbelieve all you want, but it won't change the fact that he's there, and that his mouth does not completely close. It's just a fact.
Labels: assholes, creationism, faith, idiots