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das fiten babeez

i am a dirty stinking liberal.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Desi beaten by burger!!!!!

For the first time ever, Desi failed to finish a hamburger, being bested by the Stout Burger w/cheese at Oggi's in North County Fair. Photographic evidence!

senator biden is now my homeboy

Monday, October 27, 2008

holy shit!


there's big-assed turtles in san diego bay!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Fishin

Saturday, October 25, 2008

i actually wept

while viewing this page. The very idea that a machine, built by the striving monkey-hands of our race, the human race, was able to travel those millions of miles, and fire away these photos back to us...it makes me so amazed with our stupid little world...
part of me really really wants to be the guy on the one-way ship to whatever planet we want to get the preliminary lander on. What would enthuse the populace of the world more than a single person broadcasting back from, say, mars? Or Titan?

Thursday, October 23, 2008

religulous

you should think about seeing this movie. they're beating the shit out of that shitty "expelled" movie.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

all signs point to


something. from charles

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

why yes. yes that is funny.


even tho making fun of babies make me cry, this doesn't. it's really making fun of palin more.

Cuppablog

Mah joe. Lookin scaly an in need of refreshing.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Holy fuck

From my office facing east. Its on base

Shut up fage!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Feeshy churls

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

after work

last night, i had to stop and get a book for work at barnes and noble. i decided a tasty coffee treat was in order, and was waiting in line behind a bunch of stout cheerleaders. someone was in line behind me, but i opted not to examine them, because most people make me violently ill. the group of short-legged pep monkeys were taking their sweet fucking time ordering various concoctions and purchasing books for school they easily could have found at a library or used-book store (huck fucking finn? new?). when they finally finished and moved on the person behind me dropped a bunch of change. i stepped out of the way and it was the least-convincing transvestite ever bent over retrieving his/her coinage with massive meathooks and navy-ish tats up his/her arms. while i didn't take a lot of time to investigate, what stood out was the aforementioned paddle-like hands, the bandy-legged squatness, and a hairdo reminiscent in style, quantity and quality to that of one Buffalo Bill, from Silence of the Lambs. The Lambs resemblance caused me some alarm, though i don't think I'm Buffalo Bill's type.

Later, while at the Jack in the Box acquiring delicious poisonous food (DEEP FRIED MACARONI IS A BAD IDEA) I was discussing with Des how I would love to just go on a killing rampage, or perhaps inject people unknowingly with foreign substances. I was describing what i'd say when captured when I caught a glimpse of the guy waiting behind us...his face was locked in a rictus smile, barely held on. he seemed ready to yell at me, or run away, or something. I kept an eye on him through my sunglasses but continued my discussion. he retrieved his culinary nightmare and retreated to a booth.
none of that means much. in the car, we listened to the Cramps.

The Cramps
Off the Bone
I Can't Hardly Stand It(youtube, just the song)

Well, the sun's gone down
And you're uptown
And you're just out runnin' around

I can't hardly stand it
You're troublin' me
I can't hardly stand
It just can't be
Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so
You got me all tore up, all tore up

You say you're through with me
You're settin' me free
You're just out with your used-to-be

I can't hardly stand it
You're troublin' me
I can't hardly stand
It just can't be

Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so
You got me all tore up, all tore up

Well, my spirit's low
I love (--miss--) you so
I stand alone and watch you go


I can't hardly stand it
You're troublin' me
I can't hardly stand
It just can't be
Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so
You got me all tore up, all tore up

Well, now that you are gone
And I'm alone
All I do is sit and moan

I can't hardly stand it
You're troublin' me
I can't hardly stand
It just can't be

Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so
You got me all tore up, all tore up
Baby, all tore up
Baby, all tore up
All tore up...

Monday, October 06, 2008

teh funz

i always like xkcd. who doesn't? yeah i know.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

proposition 8

OK, i think there's an election or something coming up soon. one of the things i've been seeing bumper stickers for is Prop 8, the "Protect Marriage" amendment to the constitution of California. The California Supreme Court ruled that Prop 22, a previously passed proposition, was unconstitutional.
here is the text of prop 8, via protectmarriage.com:
"Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid and recognized in California."

Thats the whole thing.
So I went to the above-noted site, which seems to be the main Yes on 8 site, and looked at why i should vote yes on prop 8. Here's their points on what a yes vote will achieve:
Voting YES on Proposition 8 does 3 simple things:

It restores the definition of marriage to what the vast majority of California voters already approved and what Californians agree should be supported, not undermined.

It overturns the outrageous decision of four activist Supreme Court judges who ignored the will of the people.

It protects our children from being taught in public schools that “same-sex marriage” is the same as traditional marriage, and prevents other consequences to Californians who will be forced to not just be tolerant of gay lifestyles, but face mandatory compliance regardless of their personal beliefs.

That seems to be the long and the short of it.
i personally don't believe our state, or federal, government should be involved in personal contracts between consenting adults who've achieved their majorities, period. if you want to marry someone, do it. thats between you, your spouse, and your god or lack thereof. The three points they claim give me pause, however. are they even worth going after?

First off, It restores the definition of marriage to what the vast majority of California voters already approved and what Californians agree should be supported, not undermined.
I suppose we will find out what the "vast majority" of people approve of NOW, which is the only important bit. and 61% of people who opt to vote is NOT a vast majority (61% is the margin they claim for prop 22 eight years ago). it's a substantial one (of voters, not of the population as a whole), sure. but the greater part of a decade and 8 years of having to swallow "cultural conservatives'" shit may change some people's minds. we'll have to see, right? that's what elections are for.
Next, It overturns the outrageous decision of four activist Supreme Court judges who ignored the will of the people.
This old canard has been around for a long time. I'm willing to bet you can find heartfelt, emotionally charged claims of the same stuff from those defending slavery, denying women the vote, and segregation. The supreme court is NOT activist. that's a made-up pile of shit from activist fucktards. The supreme court (of california) interprets law in regards to the constitution. That's their job.
Finally, my favorite: It protects our children from being taught in public schools that “same-sex marriage” is the same as traditional marriage, and prevents other consequences to Californians who will be forced to not just be tolerant of gay lifestyles, but face mandatory compliance regardless of their personal beliefs.
This one is simple: BACK IN THE CLOSET, FAGGOTS! That's what the preceding two are for, this one just tries to dress it up with something that will let those who are kind of uncomfortable about men cornholing each other, but not such fully invested nazi assholes, be able to vote yes on their odious piece of excrement. 1) I'm fine with children being taught about same-sex marriage. Honestly. Do you teach your kids "When a man and a woman love each other very much, they get married, then engage in coitus in the vagina using the man's penis. sometimes in the butthole, mouth and armpit. and sometimes the man pees on the woman. and sometimes she ties him up and steps on his testicles, then runs her tongue around his butthole. that's what a married couple does!"? Of course not. you get the first sentence. you won't go into a detailed description of what a gay couple does in the bedroom, which is what gets these idiots so worked up. i love the revealing "will be forced to be tolerant" bit too...so they would have been tolerant, but dad gum it, you caint force me!
in the end, it's about exclusivity. the straights have zero on the line. nothing. zilch. zip. if gays can get married, it will affect them not one bit. if their straight kids learn about gay marriage in school, it will affect them not one bit. if their gay kids learn about it at school, it will make them not feel like total pieces of outcast shit like everything else the "Yes on 8" people do. that's their problem. Marriage is THEIRS, not anyone else's. it's their god-thing, and no one gets to horn in on it. They'd rather have Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston get a shotgun marriage with her belly poking out half a yard (that marriage is just gonna end up great, dontcha know) than let two established, loving adults choose to spend their lives together in legal matrimony.
straight people have nothing on the line, and will gain slightly less broken, hurt, damaged gay children in the bargain. they may actually learn to not treat their own children like monsters! who knows, miracles can happen.
gay people, however, have their very recognition as humans on the line. the religious crackpots don't realize, i think, that they're losing their soul over this, they're losing their humanity. when you torture, exclude, and try to eliminate others, you lose part of what makes you human. i hope they figure it out before it's too late.
damn that's a rambler of a post. Vote No on 8.

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