Friday, January 30, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Monday...what's good for a Monday
Motherfucking Jackie Chan highlight, that's what. Jackie is so damn hardcore you shouldn't let your girlfriend watch. She will become pregnant from the manhood.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
OHAI Virginia!
Youz all retarded! This shit is what happens when you extend your lie's logic too far. Since the vast majority of abortions happen "naturally", or without and assistance from a doctor, well, you have to make sure you can arrest nature.
Ain't no tea partay
like mah Nana's tea partay
all the ladies reading this are now pregnant. I'm sorry. it's just that the rhymes are that potent.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
all over
while i'm glad that bush is gone, and we won't need to deal with his horrific idiocy anymore, i'm not joyous about it. we have an unknown coming in, who may or may not be what he seems. we have a system that's in so much trouble it can't really be summarized in a single readable blog post. much of that trouble was at the least initiated by the idiot leaving office tomorrow. so i'm not joyous.
what i feel is beaten up, bruised from the shitstorm that's rained down on our country, and the world, for the last few decades. so many dead at the hands of our duly elected reps it just makes you want to quit.
but i'll hang in there, if you hang in there.
Friday, January 16, 2009
this morning
i was washing my hands in the bathroom here at work, and checked myself out in the mirror. i guess on the way in i'd splashed some coffee on my nose (i like it sweet and milky, like my men) and it had left a spot of brown on my schnozz (ha! ha!). i saw it and thought "SKIN CANCER!" and had a mini heart attack. then i touched it and my brain actually said "STICKY SKIN CANCER!" before I caught on.
what a weird feeling that was. i'm pretty fair-complexioned, so it's not outside the realm that i'll have to have something burned off my grill. my cousing already had it done, and my maternal grandmother did when she was alive. but for now...we wait.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Friday, January 09, 2009
Thursday, January 08, 2009
Whoa, Ben Lee
I have no idea if anyone likes this guy anymore, or if he's famous, or what. I'm not going to do any more searching on it because I'd rather be told. Way back when it came out I got Ben Lee's album randomly, and me and Elise would listen to this song over and over. It's got Liz Phair doing backing vocals.