How I keep going

I suppose my heart will eventually just explode to shit, but so be it. Something will kill us all, in the end.

j&m

Jesus & Mo rules

teh internet in nutschel

comedy joy

I need bear protection.

Monday...what's good for a Monday

Motherfucking Jackie Chan highlight, that's what. Jackie is so damn hardcore you shouldn't let your girlfriend watch. She will become pregnant from the manhood.

Offto the fights

OHAI Virginia!

Youz all retarded! This shit is what happens when you extend your lie's logic too far. Since the vast majority of abortions happen "naturally", or without and assistance from a doctor, well, you have to make sure you can arrest nature.

Ain't no tea partay

like mah Nana's tea partay



all the ladies reading this are now pregnant. I'm sorry. it's just that the rhymes are that potent.

for good and awesome

I'd recommend this.
this also rocks.

i need this

from the Daily show:

Day of day

Another day of another day

One more step on the stupid death march

all over

while i'm glad that bush is gone, and we won't need to deal with his horrific idiocy anymore, i'm not joyous about it. we have an unknown coming in, who may or may not be what he seems. we have a system that's in so much trouble it can't really be summarized in a single readable blog post. much of that trouble was at the least initiated by the idiot leaving office tomorrow. so i'm not joyous.
what i feel is beaten up, bruised from the shitstorm that's rained down on our country, and the world, for the last few decades. so many dead at the hands of our duly elected reps it just makes you want to quit.
but i'll hang in there, if you hang in there.

Blerg of bleh

this morning

i was washing my hands in the bathroom here at work, and checked myself out in the mirror. i guess on the way in i'd splashed some coffee on my nose (i like it sweet and milky, like my men) and it had left a spot of brown on my schnozz (ha! ha!). i saw it and thought "SKIN CANCER!" and had a mini heart attack. then i touched it and my brain actually said "STICKY SKIN CANCER!" before I caught on.

what a weird feeling that was. i'm pretty fair-complexioned, so it's not outside the realm that i'll have to have something burned off my grill. my cousing already had it done, and my maternal grandmother did when she was alive. but for now...we wait.

Drivebloggin

X1 of 1x

X of x

Day 125845 of 9632585

Day meh of muh

17-10 chargers.

Day blerf of blarg

Blog portrait x of x

Friday feelgood shit

In case you've never heard of it, this is the story of Christian the lion.

Day x x of yy

Xxx of 392

Tired of counting. These fuel my stupid brain

Whoa, Ben Lee

I have no idea if anyone likes this guy anymore, or if he's famous, or what. I'm not going to do any more searching on it because I'd rather be told. Way back when it came out I got Ben Lee's album randomly, and me and Elise would listen to this song over and over. It's got Liz Phair doing backing vocals.

Day whatever of 365

I'm sick

Today

Self pote rat 4 2day

this is just plain awesome

1/3 SP

what's the harm?

Seriously, what's the harm in unscientific, non-critical thinking?

364 and 363